Tweet http://www.hyphenmagazine.com/blog/2009/08/jay-chou-as-kato-in-the-green.html This article says that the Green Hornet movie is written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, of Superbad and Pineapple Express fame.  And, they chose this Chinese actor, Jay Chou, who barely speaks English to be Kato. I fear that this is gonna be a SUPER bad movie [...]