Wendi Deng, the much younger Chinese wife of the very wealthy old fossil known as Rupert Murdoch…has been in the news of late. They call her the “Tiger Wife” now and a national heroine because she defiantly tried to protect her prehistoric husband from some crazy guy trying to throw shaving cream at the old dinosaur. I, on the other hand, call her an Asian gold digger…she’s 42 and he’s 8,345,345 yrs old. He looks like the offspring between Jabba the Hut and Miss Piggy. But he’s got money, lots of it…much more than you can possibly fathom. He’s the CEO and Chairman of News Corp. He’s Oprah times 10. He owns the majority of U.S. news and media consumers.
We’ve talked about Wendi Deng previously in our discussion related to older white men and their Asian trophy wives. In reality, she’s a bonafide gold digger and a twice-home wrecker. Sorry Asian ladies…I don’t mean to bash on Asian women and I’m not…I’m just calling like it is. And…she only loves old white rich men. That’s right Asian brothers…she sees us guys like we’re nothing but half-eaten Shumai.
In 1987 Deng met an American businessman and his wife, Jake and Joyce Cherry, who had temporarily relocated to China to help build a refrigerator factory. Deng asked the couple for tutoring lessons in English, which Joyce eventually provided. In 1988, she abandoned her medical studies and travelled to the United States to study, with the Cherrys sponsoring Deng’s student visa (her ticket to America!). After entering the United States, Deng lived with the Cherry family for a while when attending university. Mrs. Cherry suspected her husband was having an affair with Deng (30 years his junior) and demanded she leave the house (Miss Deng definitely got some lessons). Mr. Cherry soon followed and moved in with her (Can you blame the old fool? His wife is old and wrinkly, Miss Deng is young and Asian). The two married in 1990. Deng and Cherry’s marriage lasted 2 years and 7 months before they were legally divorced, but he would later explain they only stayed together for 4 or 5 months, after which he learned of the extramarital relationship Deng had with David Wolf (Sucka!). Nonetheless, she had been able to secure a green card through being legally married to Cherry (Sucka again!). In 1997, Deng met Rupert Murdoch at a company party in Hong Kong. Deng and Murdoch married in 1999, less than three weeks after his divorce from ex-wife Anna Maria Torv Murdoch Mann was finalized (I suspect Miss Deng was banging the brontosaurus while the old fart was still married).