"Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing"
Mrs. Robinson wrote:
I don’t think most men care whether boobs are fake or not. That always surprised and disappointed me. You seem mostly concerned with whether you are going to be taken in. Why? What does it mean to you if the boobs are fake? I’m curious. I guess you are assigning virtue to the best real boobs. How is that a virtue, when it’s all up to chance, anyway? Personally, I have a lot of respect for the flat actresses who remain flat in defiance of the implants trend of the last 25 years. And then there are actresses who are totally honest and even proud of their fake boobs. Does that get any points with you, Big China? Personally, I think fake boobs are an abomination except maybe for mastectomy patients. Women ruin their health with cosmetic surgery, and then the presence of the boobs in the media as well as their increasing presence among regular people skews people’s ideas of what’s okay and makes women who want to stay natural feel more pressured.
I used to be against fake boobs until I went to a strip club and had a pair rubbed into my face. At that point, it didn’t matter much anymore…because I was in heaven. Boobs are boobs. But, I don’t think I could marry somebody with fake boobs because it sends me a message about their personality. It tells me that they may have confidence issues, are probably high maintenance, probably superficial, and have problems accepting themselves for who they are. There are constant challenges in life that test your limits and abilities, and many times you will feel lacking in something. How is a person going to face those challenges if he/she feels the solution is to go and buy/get another one?
Say you’re in a relationship with Ms. Fake Boobs, and you have some issues, do you think she’ll actually have the perseverance and strength to deal with them? Chances, are she’ll go and find another boyfriend. From a SAM perspective, she may ask some of us to get silicon injected into our penises to make Mr. Johnson bigger. Ain’t gonna happen.
Not to mention, these surgeries are expensive as hell! Have you seen that show Dr. 90210? It’s about a Hollywood plastic surgeon. His patients spend thousands on surgery. I don’t think I could support a wife who did that, especially since many of these people, like Pamela Anderson, will get parts tweaked and enlarged. And, once they do the breasts, then they get into lips and botox and all that. I think I would start resenting my plastic honey after awhile… Imagine what the kids will say! Once I was watching the show and this guy got calf implants! He was self-conscious of his skinny legs, and got them. Unbelievable. Funny thing is many Asians have no issues with big calves…
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Yeah, I don’t really care about boob size. I judge women by their asses.
I like big funbags as much as the next guy, but fake boobs are an abomination in my opinion (although “abomination” is a strong word).
It’s pretty twisted when you really think about it: undergoing surgery to implant foreign objects inside your body in order to be more appealing and feel better about yourself.
I agree with Reflective SAM that fake boobs say something about the person. Worse though, it says something about our society.
Like DEAsianGuy says, the ass is where it’s at anyways.
You guys know that there are booty implants nowadays, right?
That’s even more wrong.
There seems to be implants for everything nowadays.
The worst are ab implants. C’mon, a big appeal of abs is how much hard work it is to get them… just wrong.
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THIS IS TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT ! ! !
MRS ROBINSON, DO YOU LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR?
REFELCTIVE SAM, FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ANOTHER ARTICLE/POSTING BECAUSE SOME ONE ELSE COMMENTED ON IT AND I DIDN’T GET CREDIT…
You guys must be fucking morons because I was joking. I only stated that in response to caring if the Asian actor/actress we see on the big screen that plays a japanese is really played by a japanese person or a chinese person.
* * Case in point: Who gives a fuck, as long as it looks the part. I feel the same way about boobs. I really prefer real boobs to fake ones, but when it coems down to it, I don;t give a fuck
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Here’s another idea for a topic:
Flapjack titties
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Flapjack titties ! ! !
Wanna know what flapjack titties are??
They are tits that are a small cup size and are stretched out like a flapjack (aka, a pancake for you morons that don’t know ). I call them flapjack titties because when I see them, I just wanna take spatula and start flipping em over like a stack of hotcakes.
Fucking morons…
Big China, maybe you can use that spatula to pry your head out of your ass.
I am so deeply, deeply sorry that you didn’t get credit for starting the post. I’m sure that Ref did that on purpose because he’s out to get you. Were you going to put it on your resume?
I think Ref and some others here are a little too sweeping with generalizing personality traits for a woman who has implants. Many women are very smart, hardworking, and all-together, but have a terrible time with body image. They might get implants to try to measure up, especially if they’ve been compared or criticized. In some circles there’s kind of an arms-race of facelifts, Botox, etc., too, and some don’t want to be left behind. It’s just not as simple as saying, well, she must have x, y, and z personality deficiencies if she had this surgery. Compassion, please. Life is complicated.
When I said implants were an abomination, I didn’t mean a slur on women who get them–most of them are just confused. You can’t blame women for having low self-esteem in this culture. Jesus, if you get to be U.S. Attorney General, etc. people will make fun of what you look like as if your intellect doesn’t matter.
Okay, Big China is either in 5th grade or has Tourettes.
I love how Halloween gives all the girls an excuse to dress like total hookers.
No seriously, it’s balla.
Mrs Robinson: You ma’am, are a cunt…
You probbaly have yellow fever too…
and small tits, flapjack titties i might add…
oh, and most importantly, FUCK YOU.
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Have a happy halloween !! !
PS. Flapjack titties are not to be given to trick or treaters, unless you charge by th ehour of course
I just love talking shit on this website
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Does everyone know what that is?
Why, IT’S A PICTURE OF A PENIS SQUIRTING CUM ! ! !
YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Robinsosn, how do you feel about the phrase, “Me luv u long time” ? ?
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big china calling other people “morons”? that’s hilarious to me. change your name to funny china or big laugh china.
Big China: I know you are. But what am I?
Apparently talking boobies makes people boobies.
I thought boobs were for milk………….?
Well, I’ll just ignore all the trash talk. Keep it under control, BC. Talking shit to people who don’t know you doesn’t make you a man. It makes you a coward. Personally I don’t mind flapjacks if they have some whip cream on them.
ANYWAYZ, I do believe in compassion for people, and I know that insecurity will drive people to get plastic surgery, and it’s just their way of coping. That’s fine, but I was just being honest with my feelings. I’m sure there are some lovely people with implants with great hearts out there. But, for me, it’s a difference in values. Spending thousands of dollars on unnaturally changing yourself through surgery seems really self-absorbed and selfish to me. You could spend that money on helping your family, or needy people, you know? But, I guess to each his own.
I think 5th grad…..Bike kêu tr?m
he’s related to real american.
Biiiig boob girls get sore shoulder all the time. Even the natural ones….why go and add extra weight on purpose?…
In Japan, some men surgically put pearls in the skin layer of their penis. Gross.
Hair cut is about as modified as I want to get…..
Hey Bicycletheif, do you still have my email….I totally cannot find yours…
Having just gotten out of a relationship with Ms. Fake-Breasts, this post is spot on. She bailed when things got rough, and her littany of insecurities is going to make it difficult for any normal man who wants an equal relationship to deal with her. She’ll end up with a guy who doesn’t need or want anything and treats her like a queen – so either a wimp, or a dude who just wants a trophy wife and cheats on her with his secretary.
I love how fakes look, but they aren’t worth the trouble.
WTS
Thank for posting. I’m curious WTS, if she was always obsessing about her own boobs or not. When a woman gets fake boobs, do they move on with life, or are they always worried about them, wanting to tweak them, and feeling self conscious in comparison with natural breasted women?
And, I wonder if they realize that guys are staring at them. Do they knowingly get fake boobs because they will attract attention from the guys? And, because of this, do they somehow feel that they can act more sexy/slutty? Curious, curious.
Ref,
Of course women who get fake boobs know that men are staring at them, usually. I know a model who got fake boobs. You would think it was because she wanted better modeling jobs. However, she has a very bad body image and thinks her body ugly. She was beautiful before the augmentation. She did not need implants. She told me she wears heels to “feel sexy, too.” Yes she is high maintenance but she has her own money so more power to her. Yes when a female gets fake boobs she will go a little sluttier just because she did have to go through all that pain to get better boobs… I mean if you get a new car don’t you want to show it off to your friends and family… lol
I just feel sorry for the ones who get implants and the surgeon screws it up. Then the lady has years of painful surgery to get it repaired, if it can be at all. Now that is truly sad.
So Ref, why do you equate sexy to slutty? A woman or man can be sexy without being slutty and vice versa.
@Lisa
I agree with you. When I wrote “sexy/slutty”, I meant “sexy or slutty”. I know it’s sort of a fine line, but I agree that you can be sexy without being slutty. It’s a matter of being subtle about it, or in-your-face blatant. For example, I think the Pamela Anderson looks slutty; too much makeup, clothes that stretch and are worn too tight, and oftentimes very bright colors to attract attention. Many slutty girls like to dye their hair blonde because it REALLY sticks out simply because it’s so bright. Sexy is a little harder to explain.
I think for women who get plastic surgery, they must really believe that people are looking at them all the time and criticizing them for their imperfect bodies. But, you know what? Most people are so absorbed in their own issues that they rarely have time to be critical of others! They are so busy criticizing themselves. That’s really the point; most people don’t realize it, but the criticism they feel is 99% self-inflicted.
Everybody is imperfect, either physically or mentally. And, bodies constantly change, and even that hot 20 year old is going to be wrinkly and saggy by 45. It’s just a fact. I think Americans especially get very anxious when they think of death and aging, and try WAY too hard to fight it. In other cultures, like Japan, they can go with the flow more because death and aging is understood as a part of the cycle of life. There are many holidays and rituals that point to this fact.
Us 45 year old are not as wrinkly and saggy as you think. I happen to get told I am hot and sexy by a lot of men. I get stared at when I walk in a bar by MN of ask Ashes..lol so REV YOU should maybe rethink your opinion of older women. Just satin
@Lisa
Whoops, sorry about that! (Just my luck that I pick the same age you happen to be! Doh!) Didn’t mean to offend you. I know it depends on the woman, but I’m just saying that the body starts to fail us as we grow older, that’s all. I don’t doubt you’re a hotty, Lisa. But even you must admit that when you were 20, your body was perhaps 1% more hot?
Loll wrong again.best shape of my life
@Lisa
I give up!
But, interestingly, I’m very close to my ideal weight myself, and I’m 37. I gave up eating sugary/sweet foods and white flour/rice, and I feel great. Mentally, I feel much more positive and happier than when I was in my 20s. So, I guess the point of this conversation is that we can improve in many aspects at least until our 40s. You don’t need surgery.