Oh, I can’t stand high maintenance girls! Sure, some of them look hot! They wear stylish clothes, nice shoes, sport LV bags, have perfect make up, and have well-styled hair. But, it’s everything else that I don’t need. The constant cell phone chatter: in the car, in the mall, and in front of you on dates. The frequent make-up checks with their pocket mirror. The frequent bathroom breaks, usually with their friends who are also high maintenance. They are so busy with how they look that they rarely give you their attention, so you can’t have a calm conversation with them.
The drama is another thing I can live without. She said this, he said that. “I don’t like her.” “I don’t like him.” “What’s her problem?” “I can’t believe she’s dressed like that!” If a girl says, “She’s a bitch”, in those very words, most likely you have a high maintainence ‘bitch’ on your hands. Now, I’m not being sexist or misogynistic here, because I respect women. But, HM girls are another breed IMO. They have issues with everyone; your friends, your family, YOU, but mainly with themselves. If you side with anyone besides her, you will feel her rage, and you’ll cause yourself even more trouble.
Another turn off for me are the high expectations they have for you. They expect you to pamper them by taking them out to nice restaurants, and special places. Eat at McDonald’s or Jack’n’ the Crack?? Are you kidding?!?! Hell no! (Leave that coupon in your wallet, man! Don’t even go there.) They expect you to wine and dine them, somewhere with a lovely view of the ocean. Of course, YOU are going to get the tab, because HM girls do not pay for themselves since it would be inappropriate to go dutch for a lady! And, they expect you to get them nice things. They drag you to the jewelry store and hint that they want something. They want presents with brand names on them: Coach, Fendi, Gucci, etc… Not Koach, Fundi, or Guchi. They want you to drive a new Beemer, and open the passenger door for them. If you can’t afford these luxuries, chances are you aren’t good enough for them, and they’ll leave you for a lawyer or a doctor. If you don’t make six figures, forget it. Who do they think they are expecting all of this?
Their personalities are just rotten. They act like the world revolves around them. They can be so mean and conceited towards others. I think somewhere deep inside they feel they need a guy to take care of them, but they feel that they have to somehow ‘trick’ a guy into marrying them, by covering up their insecurities with makeup and clothes, or acting more important than they really are. For some reason, even though they are self-centered, they NEED your constant attention, and feel upset if you ignore them for a second. So, when you’re with them, they are making all these crazy demands, not listening to you, and being dramatic. When you ignore them for obvious reasons, then they get all insecure and need you to be there. Psychotic, man. Psychotic!
I just want a nice girl with a good, warm heart who is considerate and understanding. Of course, I want my lady to be attractive. (Being well-dressed and attractive, and being HM is different, mind you.) But, I don’t want them to be obsessed with how they look all the time. A little make up, a nice blouse with jeans. Nothing fancy. More than anything, I want them to be beautiful, and that means on the inside. Somebody who I can have a nice talk with, and a good time…consistently! Somebody who I can laugh with, and not always have to be serious around. Someone who isn’t so obsessed with their own issues that they can listen to me and others. Somebody who is confident enough to poke fun at themselves, and who doesn’t feel the need to look and act perfect.
Beware, SAMs. HM girls aren’t worth the effort. And, there are a lot of Asian HM girls out there! No amount of makeup and acting can cover up their rotten core. And, if you’re an HM girl reading this, go get some therapy. You’ll thank me for it.