SAMs are on their way to extinction. Why? Because they cockblock themselves! Somewhere along the line, as we were evolving, there was a mutant cockblocking gene that went rampant, and that’s what we’re dealing with here! Every time a sexy girl walks in the room, the SAM cockblocks himself by running away, or acting asexual and becoming just a friend. Also, SAMs cockblock by being too fuckin’ picky, or trying to date only Asian girls. I don’t think there is a vaccine or gene therapy for this one. We have to somehow neutralize this shit ourselves!
In Darwinism, the strongest survive. But strongest doesn’t mean that you are muscular or powerful. It means that you are adaptive. Take the cockroach. The cockroach can live anywhere on the planet, and they have thrived since prehistoric times cuz they could adapt to any condition. To be adaptive is to be open-minded. A cockroach doesn’t discriminate between caviar or spoiled kimchi; he’ll eat any damn thing he can get. We gotta be more like the cockroach, and take what comes our way. Be more adaptive, and be open to eating different types of girls. Be dirty, SAMs. Be like a cockroach! Don’t discriminate, fornicate!