Let me guess? You have short black hair, and it’s a bit stiff. HA! I knew it! It baffles me that so many SAMs look like cleancut, professional lawyers and doctors. Oh, that’s right! Lots of SAMs ARE lawyers and doctors! But, I digress. My point is it’s just too prominent. Here are a few fashion tips for you SAMs concerning your hair. Hair is important guys! Don’t you know the biblical story of SAMson? His HAIR was the source of his power and vitality! And it’s also true for us when it comes to getting girls. Girls don’t want a guy with a bad hairdo. Here are some guidelines for you:
1. Go easy on the gel!!! Let’s face it, we Asians need hair product cuz most of us have stiff, straight hair that is hard to style otherwise. But, don’t use too much! I keep seeing these SAMs who put so much gel in their hair that you can see down to their scalps. You know what I’m talkin’ about! It reminds me of a porcupine, or a sea urchin. There’s no point in putting gel at the root;it has no holding power there. Also, it’ll probably make you go bald in your late 30s. Gel works best when you use it on the ends. Also, try some alternatives like modeling wax that doesn’t appear so wet. It’s also not as stiff.
Try growing your hair out for a change! Yes, don’t you know that you can grow your hair beyond 2 cms? That way, you don’t have to go to the barbershop every damn week! And, it’s just more modern. Clipper cuts are so 80s, and there are just too many Asians with army cuts. Get a modern, Asian fashion magazine, and check out the cool new styles. Especially the Japanese ones. Maybe try a Beckham hairdo! Texturize and layer your hair. Stop being so conservative!
3. But, if you must get your haircut, don’t go to those cheap shops like Hairmasters or Supercuts. Also, get an Asian stylist, cuz white people just don’t know how to cut Asian hair. It’s a fact! I’ve been butchered so many times it’s not even funny. (I was so pissed, but I still tipped! I’m so pathetic…)
4. Try dyeing your hair. Get a rock’n'roll hairstyle with streaks of color. Or, just give your hair a brown tint to see how it looks. Experiment! Stop being so traditional SAM!
- Reflective and Stylish SAM
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