Somebody on the radio once said that women know if they’re going to sleep with you in the first 10 minutes of meeting you. For some SAMs, it’s more like 32 years because they still haven’t got laid yet by that girl. The point is this: I learned late in life that the “friend” label is the death of any potential of getting any sort of tail from the chick. Remember this! If you’re just a friend, you’re not getting any. She thinks of you as a brother. Or in the case of SAMs, possibly a sister. You see, the “friend” is the one that gets to listen to all the complaints by the girl of how her BOYFRIEND is a jerk and insensitive. And you’re the schmuck who sits there and listens to her crying and have the need to cheer her up. But as soon as she gets the phone call and it’s her asshole boyfriend, she has to go because she’s going over to his house and get laid by him for the next 2 hours. Don’t be that friend! I noticed many SAMs who are just that though. Get out while you can. There’s nothing in there for you. The girl is just using you to get emotional support and attention, things that she’s not getting from her asshole boyfriend. Who gets to schtoop her? Not you SAM, he does! Not you you pathetic fool! You’re the guy who fixes her computer. You’re the guy who pays for her coffee. You’re the guy that gets to bail her out when she’s in trouble. I’ve been there, I know. I was that “friend”. Yes, you want her in your life, even though you’re just the friend. Screw that! You’re wasting your time. You could be out there trying to get laid instead of being at her beckon call. Don’t be that friend. Two things that are certain in life: death and taxes. Well, somebody forgot one more – “friend” don’t get ass or tail
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